She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
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