She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
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Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
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He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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