Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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