"it" just moved
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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