Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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