My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm drive I can fine osifer
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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