apparently the secret to your success is patron
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
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the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
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Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
How naked do you want me to be?
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