Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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