I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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