I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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