I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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