u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
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just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
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This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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