Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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