a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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