i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
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Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
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i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
You are the jesus of drinking
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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