What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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