I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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