where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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