Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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