where am i from again
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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