so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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