I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
