I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
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I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
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Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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