So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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