How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
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Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
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When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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