Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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