I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
There was a lot of him and a little penis
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I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
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You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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