I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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