I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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