I didn't shave. On purpose
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
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My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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