So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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