She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
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giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
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...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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