Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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