I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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