Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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