Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Send help, water and tortillas.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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