no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
He passed out mid-signature
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
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I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
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I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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