my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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