She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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