Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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