Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
