why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
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See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
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I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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