is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
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So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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