I wish i was in the wii world.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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