That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
