Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
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Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
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I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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