You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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