We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
