For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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