i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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