I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
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He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
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The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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