were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Sorry my hands just texted you
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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