My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
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I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
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I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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