Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
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Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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