Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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